Saturday, October 23, 2004
Dear Football God:
Yeah, it's me again. Ok, I made a really stupid bet with a friend of mine. If Clemson loses tomorrow to Maryland; I have to wear a Maryland cap for a week. BUT! If Clemson wins; he has to wear my cap that says "GRITS - Girls Raised In The South" for a week. I'm sure you can see where I absolutely have to win this bet. Please show my Tigers the way to victory.
Also, it wouldn't hurt if you could let my sweet Daunte pass for 5 TD's again on Sunday. That would be righteous as I am 5-1.
One last note...can you let the Pats beat the Jets?
I'm guessing that celibacy is what you're going to be asking for in return for all these requests; since sex seems to be foremost on my mind these days. That's OK. I will sacrifice. Seriously!
Worshipping you, I remain....
Also, it wouldn't hurt if you could let my sweet Daunte pass for 5 TD's again on Sunday. That would be righteous as I am 5-1.
One last note...can you let the Pats beat the Jets?
I'm guessing that celibacy is what you're going to be asking for in return for all these requests; since sex seems to be foremost on my mind these days. That's OK. I will sacrifice. Seriously!
Worshipping you, I remain....
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As you know by now, Clemson won with less than a minute left in the game-------I was there !!!!!!!!!!!!
GO TIGERS ! ! !
C.... :-)
GO TIGERS ! ! !
C.... :-)
Dear Scarlett,
I'd like to point out you that you weren't in proper prayer position when you hit me with your latest flood of requests. However, after careful consideration, I decided at the last minute to fulfil the first one. I allowed Clemson to score in the last 29 seconds of their game with Maryland, giving them a 10-7 victory. I'm witholding a decision on the other requests at this time while I mull over the celibacy offer.
Sincerely,
Football God
I'd like to point out you that you weren't in proper prayer position when you hit me with your latest flood of requests. However, after careful consideration, I decided at the last minute to fulfil the first one. I allowed Clemson to score in the last 29 seconds of their game with Maryland, giving them a 10-7 victory. I'm witholding a decision on the other requests at this time while I mull over the celibacy offer.
Sincerely,
Football God
You know, you and this love of New England is making me worry about your health. I mean WTF, I don't root against your teams-how can you support the Axis of Evil that is Boston sports? Jeez kiddo
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