The Life of a Southern Girl

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by
mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around
nervously because it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she
cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell
started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,


"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............









"We're down here ..."

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I would like to thank my friend Linda for this complete & unsolicited insight. Really. I will take it under advisement. Seriously. I mean it.

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I know I'm really late to the game on this issue; but I downloaded the Paris Hilton Sex Tape last night. I was on Limewire, and there it was. I heard all about it all along with the rest of you and never really cared; but there it was. I have to say that I wasn't that impressed. By her technique. If anything; it made me feel better about myself. And my technique.

I'm thinkin' he wasn't doin' it for the nooky.

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peace