The Life of a Southern Girl

I spent more time tonight than I care to admit at....Target. I was looking for.....air filter replacements. I'm wishing I could have wasted the time at GNC looking for powdered Bust Enhancer. That would have given me just a mere headache as opposed to the migrane I think I have. I have 3 three-speed TrueAir air filters I purchased at Target a couple of months ago. In my perpetual state of naivety; I assumed I could just run on down there to get replacement filters when I needed them. But, ya know, is anything ever that easy?? I learned (after going to two Target stores) that they ONLY sell 3-Speed TrueAir air filters. And they ONLY sell 2-Speed TrueAir air filter replacements. Apples & Oranges. Ying & Yang. Except in York, Pennsylvania; where apparently, (according to one of seven salespeople I accosted) they actually SELL THE REPLACEMENT FILTER FOR THE AIR FILTER YOU PURCHASED THERE!. Novel idea! Bravo, York Target store!! One salesperson had the audacity to suggest to me that I just "drive on over" to the Best Buy & maybe they would have what I need. The Best Buy that is 5 minutes away if I was the only car on the road; but sadly, I live in gridlock hell. We don't even understand what "drive on over" means. Clearly, that salesperson lives in Target. In the Air Filter aisle. Breathing all that clean air. I hate him.

Sorry for the rant; but my allergies always kick into high gear during winter when it's too cold to leave the windows open. Off the record, I think I'm allergic to my cats. And if I don't get those filters; I may have to give them away to the next witch I run across. Which happens more often than you would think.

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In the "I use to love you, but I had to kill you" category: Kevin Kline. I just noticed the shorts he's wearing in "The Big Chill".

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Check out Red and Black is the new Black and Red and Ole Blue The Heretic. Both are great reads! I just added them.

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Say "When". That makes it stop.


peace