Saturday, October 23, 2004
6 am Wake-up call?
Well, maybe in a parallel universe. Where everything is the exact opposite of reality.
I'm going to be short. I need to sleep. But, this really creepy guy sat at my bar tonight. Once I got pass his whole "Guido" act (think un-buttoned shirt, BIG gold cross necklace, do-rag, & "Hey, sweet stuff!") I still couldn't find one redeeming quality. And he used every bad line known to man on me the hour he was there. Sadly; it is my job to be polite to everyone; so I was.
Gudio: I gotta be up at 6 in the mornin'. Think you can be there with me to make that happen?
Scarlett: Not at all.
Gudio: Well, think you can give me a wake up call with that voice?
Scarlett: No. But I think I can ARRANGE a wake up call for you; in a sense. It may involve billy clubs.
Guido (unsuspecting or maybe just plain stupid): Cool!
*Sigh*
One little glitch in my evening. I do want to thank Jon, Carter, Tommy, Elleni, Rebecca, Cliff, Laney, Ken, Heidi, Meg, Pat, Marty, Chris, Arina, Kelly, Bob, & Betty. It was awesome to see ya'll again! You were all out of control as usual & lined my pockets accordingly. All is right with the world.
peace
I'm going to be short. I need to sleep. But, this really creepy guy sat at my bar tonight. Once I got pass his whole "Guido" act (think un-buttoned shirt, BIG gold cross necklace, do-rag, & "Hey, sweet stuff!") I still couldn't find one redeeming quality. And he used every bad line known to man on me the hour he was there. Sadly; it is my job to be polite to everyone; so I was.
Gudio: I gotta be up at 6 in the mornin'. Think you can be there with me to make that happen?
Scarlett: Not at all.
Gudio: Well, think you can give me a wake up call with that voice?
Scarlett: No. But I think I can ARRANGE a wake up call for you; in a sense. It may involve billy clubs.
Guido (unsuspecting or maybe just plain stupid): Cool!
*Sigh*
One little glitch in my evening. I do want to thank Jon, Carter, Tommy, Elleni, Rebecca, Cliff, Laney, Ken, Heidi, Meg, Pat, Marty, Chris, Arina, Kelly, Bob, & Betty. It was awesome to see ya'll again! You were all out of control as usual & lined my pockets accordingly. All is right with the world.
peace
